Can we talk about how in RVB:
- The pervert is the best soldier, and makes for a decent father
- The lazy one is the cleverest on his team
- The pacifist is the most mentally strong
- The stupid one has a habit of getting it right
- The flamboyant one has the most dangerous throwing arm
- The senile one understands his team the best
- The angry one cares the most
Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix
Or, “How You Know You Are In An Abusive Relationship 101”
My mom absolutely refused to let me see this movie and once I actually saw it, i saw why
That’s the most chilling possible comment on this post.
i hate it when i accidentally pour cereal into my purse
omg her face “fucking christ not again”
THIS GOES FOR EVERY ANIMAL EVER. if you get an animal for your kid, that animal is still your responsibility. you need to research their care and you need to double check that it’s carried out properly and if your kid gets bored, SURPRISE it’s your responsibility now.
basically, your 8 year old kid can barely take care of themselves don’t even pretend like they can provide proper care for an exotic animal with specific (sometimes very difficult to meet) needs without some sort of guidance. teach your kids the importance of looking into proper care and providing it like my mom did instead of letting the animal suffer while you sit around apathetic.
also, letting your kid make an animal suffer and ultimately die is not a “good lesson” for them. animals aren’t inanimate objects.
This is very important.
is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS A MAJOR MISSED OPPORTUNITY FOR ME?
When I was seven I was best friends with this kid named James, I didn’t think about it, but we drifted apart and then I was like
"what ever happened to James?"
So I tried finding him and I forgot his last name, I thought my mum would know and I went and asked her
turns out, his name was
JAMES FUCKING POTTERYOU COULD HAVE BEEN A REAL LIFE MARAUDER YOU FUCKED UP
when you’re younger, being smart and being able to pass classes easily without studying is not a good thing
because then when you hit a point where you do have to study for classes, you have no idea how to study
And then you end up sitting staring at your book for 2 hours thinking to yourself: Maybe if I sleep on it some sort of book osmosis will occur and I’ll absorb the information from my book into my mind
And then you cry.
"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle
Sorry, but no, we did a 180. A full circle would mean we went back to them as insults
god created the world in 7 days well it took 9 months to create me so clearly i’m a big deal