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tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

all-dem-feels-asdfghjkl:

i’m so glad people choose to learn to play music, because imagine there was no music and you would just have all these feelings and no music to help you through it, like people who say bands saved their lives they probably wouldn’t be alive right now, so I want to thank people that choose to play music

Excalibur: *drops something*
Excalibur: *bends down to pick up the thing*
Excalibur: *booty is on show*
Other Tenno: *looks at the booty*
Other Tenno: *drools*
Ordis: "Operator, are you enjoying the view?"

dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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bagelbrother:

You know those pictures of people holding Starbucks or bottles of water on this website well this should be the new trend

bagelbrother:

You know those pictures of people holding Starbucks or bottles of water on this website well this should be the new trend

did-you-kno:

A concert violinist was awake and playing the violin during his brain surgery while doctors implanted an electrode to control his muscle tremors.  Source

did-you-kno:

A concert violinist was awake and playing the violin during his brain surgery while doctors implanted an electrode to control his muscle tremors. Source

did-you-kno:

There’s a hotel in Sri Lanka that’s shaped like a giant elephant. Source

did-you-kno:

There’s a hotel in Sri Lanka that’s shaped like a giant elephant. Source

Fuck today

owlturdcomix:

The one constant.

mymomcantfindthisblog:

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just got a package from my sister and its a crossbow that shoots bolts which is cool but I put it together anD IT FIRES THEM AT ABOUT 800 FPS I COULD HAVE KILLED MY ROOMMATE I ALMOST SHOT IT AT HIM BUT I HIT A METAL CHAIR THAT THE BOLT WENT THROUGH

I took the metal tip off so its just a plastic bolt 

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aND ITS STILL PRETTY DEADLY

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Where did your sister acquire this.